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  • Jeff Eppenbach

    NoooOOoo! Not Vanilla! Vanilla’s one of my favorite flavors. Why couldn’t it be (shudder) the mint chocolate.

    • Thomas

      Because mint chocolate is actually interesting?

  • Lostman

    Leeroy would be proud.

  • Everett

    So we’ve got a dark magical girl in the loose huh?

  • Derrick Keith Feemster

    Those fingers…. geez….

  • Lena Summers

    Is that Phaedra’s high heel?

    • Zarely

      thats what i was thinking too

  • Zyzzyva

    Auntie Berylgeuse!

    …Or possibly, given the team’s theme, just a candy-cane themed villain.

  • Delta-v

    Cutsey little-girl worldview, meet reality. Reality, meet fantasy…..

    Which, by the way, is the theme of this comic. :)

    • Dawn Blast

      In the words of Abridged Kirito

      “Reach for the Stars. it will be that much more fun when I Kick you back down into the dirt”

      • Jordan Hiller

        “I suppose I should thank you. You made me realize that by being nice and letting people in… They’ll just die. But even still…. Thank you for showing me that there’s still a part of me that can feel like this. Because now that I know where to find it, I’ve killed it forever. So thank you. Thank you for freeing me… Balls”

  • Thomas

    Well, that was quick. Will anyone be left to mourn her?

  • Ow ow ow fingers

    • icekatze

      hi hi

      Here’s hoping they have magical healing powers!

  • Matt [in Middletown]

    Hello Phaede

    • Honza Prchal

      If it’s the prince’s auntie, does it matter?

      • Matt [in Middletown]

        And for some reason a ZZ Top song came to mind.

        • Honza Prchal

          Good one. Thre’s also Boots are Made for Walkin’ by nancy Sinatra, and, on the same album, Some Velvet Morning by her and Lee Hazelwood with the refrain, “And then I’ll tell you ’bout Phaedra – and how she gave me life – and how she let me in” … It’s creepy.

  • This is what happens when you stick your fingers in the cake mix.

  • Lostman

    It’s magic.

  • Well, now that’s just rude.

  • You’re Evil when your boots look *THAT GOOD*.

  • Ilmari

    Welp, there goes the cupcake commando. *insert food consumption pun here*

    My other thought: so many layers to her dress! That she can manoever in that thing! My awe at the unspecified supplimentary superpowers of magical girls continues to increase. :-p

  • Ilmari

    I start to suspect magical-girl villains have the same special footwear-handling powers of the girls themselves. Is this a case of studying the enemy?

  • ☀️ blakey ☀️

    Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! It will be… delicious!

  • Kuponut

    I’m guessing a universal magical girl power is being able to run in those shoes… probably supernatural agility in general. I keep imagining a normal person trying to run in those heels…. or leap.

    • Miri <3

      Forget those shoes, what about the DRESS?

    • Running is doable with practise, as twelve-year-old me in my 6th grade graduation could attest (i wanted to feel tall okay), but leaping… uhh… let me check my notes.

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  • Jordan Hiller

    *cringes in sympathetic agony*


  • Vezera

    Noooooo! Believe in yourselves, Cupcake Cadets! You can make your dreams happen!

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